Aiyoh.... finally, Oscar night is over! Finally, I can take my 4 inch ruby- encrusted Manolos off, put my Harry Winston yellow diamond pendant and diamond shoulder dusters earrings back into the safe deposit, keep my bulgari watch and cartier diamond bracelet, send my Dior gown to the dry- cleaners and remove my Dior makeup with Olay make-up and eye shadow remover! What a night!!! The Red carpet was fun and aside from mingling with the IN crowd - sipped champagne with Julia Roberts, gossipped with Renee Zelwegger about Dr Han diet pills and on her Carolina Herra gown, ate strawberries and cream with Hilary Swank and her Guy Laroche gown, chatted with Morgan Freeman and Clint, exchanged kisses with Halle Berry in her Versace Atelier gown, got interviewed by Oprah, rubbed shoulders with Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis ( incidentally, we got her Chanel dress together when we were shopping in London), tripped over Chalize Theron's John Galliano curtain cum chadelier cum ruffles dress, stole Scarlette Johannson's FAKE tiara, told Josh Groban how good he looked in Dolce and Gabbana, had a cigerette with Cate Blanchett after her win and burned a spot in her Valentino dress, had taco chips and mexican dip h'or deouves with Salma Hayak (Miss PRADA), ripped Penelope Cruz's Oscar DeLa Renta dress because she was jealous that I'm having an affair with Tom Cruise and that he loves ME more, caught up with Zhang Ziyi about Liqun, Wei-yu, Mdm Chan, Chief Clerk Joanne and Haiyan, sang a duet with Jamie Foxx, pulled a seam off Natalie Portman's Greek-Goddess-Venus inspired Lanvin gown, shared a saukraaut,mustard, onions and ketchup HOT DOG with Kate Winslet.....all in all, it was a great night lor especially when I was calling and talking with almost everyone who actually read this till here when I was on the red carpet! Anyway, after all that happened, at least I know that I was there to support my date ( Leonardo DiCaprio for The Aviator) for the Oscars.... Although he did not win Best Actor, at least he was wearing PRADA!!!

did i mention that i am veryyy bored. and i need a smoke badly. the oscars... haha and by the way, the above mentioned is crap lah. im sorry im too bored.